• Question: What's your favourite joke?

    Asked by harrisgr04 to Amelia, Jim, Liz, Prateek, Richard on 15 Jun 2011.
    • Photo: Richard Badge

      Richard Badge answered on 14 Jun 2011:

      Hi harrisgr04,

      My favourite joke (or the one I always use when asked) is:
      “Time flies like and arrow, but fruit flies like a banana”
      I did my PhD on fruit flies so this one cracks me up…. other people generally don’t find it so funny…

      Richard

    • Photo: Lizzard O'Day

      Lizzard O'Day answered on 14 Jun 2011:

      What do you do when a chemist dies? *Barium

      or

      What do chemists use to make guacomole? *Avogadros

      corny but great~

    • Photo: Amelia Markey

      Amelia Markey answered on 15 Jun 2011:

      Definitely…

      Two cows are in a field. One says to the other “Are you worried about all this mad cow disease?” The other replies “I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m a banana!”

      Bit silly and vaguely science related. Everyone loves a good banana joke (so also love Richard’s!)

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